1. "...Bond. James Bond."
2. "Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world,
she walks into mine."
3. "Well, it's not the men in your life that counts, it's the
life in your men."
4. "I'll be back."
5. "Would you be shocked if I put on something more comfortable?"
6. "Life is like a box of chocolates; you never know what you're
gonna get."
7. "I could dance with you till the cows come home. On second
thought, I'd rather dance with the cows when you came home."
8. "Frankly, my dear. I don't give a damn."
9. "You talkin' to me?"
10. "Gimme a whiskey, ginger ale on the side...and don't be
stingy, baby."
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"Stop trying to hit me and hit me!" - The
Matrix
"So what do you need? besides a miracle", "Guns. Lots
of guns..." - The
Matrix
"The door to your left. No, your other left!" - The Matrix
"Welcome to the desert of the real" - The Matrix
"It's all happening!" - Almost Famous
"I am a Golden God" - Almost Famous
"Of course I'm home. I'm always home. I'm uncool." Almost
Famous
"This isn't going to have a happy ending" - Seven
"She's a man, baby!" - Austin Powers
"At my signal... unleash hell" Gladiator
When he reached the New World, Cortes burned his ships. As a result
his crew was well motivated.
--The Hunt For Red October
Although I can accept talking scarecrows, lions and great wizards
of emerald cities, I find it hard to believe there is no paperwork
involved when your house lands on a witch.
--Dave James
I've been failing for like, ten or eleven years. When it turns, it'll
turn. Right now I'm just tryin' to squeeze through a very tight financial
period, get the movie out, and put my things in order.
--Francis Ford Coppola
In films murders are always very clean. I show how difficult it is
and what a messy thing it is to kill a man.
--Alfred Hitchcock (1899 - 1980)
Writers would be warm, loyal, and otherwise terrific people--if only
they'd stop writing.
--Laura Miller from a salon.com review of the movie Finding Forrester
People in the United States still have a 'Tarzan' movie view of Africa.
That's because in the movies all you see are jungles and animals .
. . We [too] watch television and listen to the radio and go to dances
and fall in love.
--Miriam Makeba
Beginnings are scary. Endings are usually sad, but it's the middle
that counts the most.
--Sandra Bullock Hope Floats
Every man dies. Not every man really lives.
--William Wallace From the movie Braveheart
I'm just a girl standing in front of a boy, asking him to love her.
--Anna Scott (Julia Roberts) Notting Hill
Logic is the beginning of wisdom; not the end.
--Spock Star Trek VI Final Frontier
No, I'm from Iowa. I only work in outer space.
--Kirk Star Trek IV Voyage Home
I loved making 'Rising Sun'. I got into the psychology of why she
liked to get strangled and tied up in plastic bags. It has to do with
low self-worth.
--Tatjana Patitz
Never judge a book by its movie.
--J. W. Eagan
Why is New Jersey called the Garden State? Cause it's too hard to
fit 'Oil and Petro-Refinery State' on a license plate.
--Sandra Bullock Miss Congeniality
Scientists are complaining that the new Dinosaur movie shows dinosaurs
with lemurs, who didn't evolve for another million years. They're
afraid the movie will give kids a mistaken impression. What about
the fact that the dinosaurs are singing and dancing?
--Jay Leno
My family is really boring. They have a coffee table book called
'Pictures We Took Just to Use Up the Rest of the Film.'
--Penelope Lombard
Dogs have always been man's best friend. I'm sure even you know that.
But cats, heh, they're another story."
- Cats And Dogs.
"Evil does not wear a bonnet!"
- Cats And Dogs.
"You have no one to blame but yourself. Unless you have a dog.
Then you can blame him."
- Cats And Dogs.
"Bad talking cat!"
- Cats And Dogs.
"That's the big button! You don't just PUSH the big button!"
- Cats And Dogs.
"I want you to stay here." "What?!" "Because
I hate you."
- Cats And Dogs.
"You lie down, you confess your secrets, and you're saved! Ka-ching!"
- Girl, Interrupted.
"A man is a dick, he's a man, he's a dick, he's a dad, a chicken..."
- Girl, Interrupted.
"I'm playin' the villain baby... just like you want. Try to
give you everything you want."
- Girl, Interrupted.
"God gave men larger brains than dogs so they wouldn't hump
women's legs at cocktail parties."
- Hackers.
"What the fuck is this shit? Who the fuck are you, lady? Why
the fuck did you hug my head?" "I believe the answers that
you seek lie within my companion's eyes." "What the fuck
does that mean? Has everyone gone fuckin' nuts? What the fuck happened
to that guy's head?! I want some -"
- Dogma.
"My grandmother used to say 'Why buy the cow, when you can get
the sex for free?'" "She said that?" "Yeah, all
the time, until she became a lesbian on her sixtieth birthday, but
that's another story."
- Mallrats.
"Bye baby kitties! Damn Silent Bob, show some heart."
- Mallrats.
"The door on your left. No, your other left!"
- The Matrix.
"I know kung fu."
- The Matrix.
"I have this friend, he's a jazz musician, a trumpet player.
I go to see him play now and then and he plays this song I love, an
old Chep Baker tune. And every time he blows the same notes but every
time it sounds different. So I had drinks with him one night (when
I used to drink), and I tried to tell him how he made me feel, how
the notes made me feel, how the music made me feel... And my friend
just sat there shaking his head and he said, "Joan, you can't
talk about music. Talking about music is like dancing about architecture".
And I said, "Well fine, if you're gonna get all philosophical
on me it's just a pointless as talking about a lot of things. Love
for instance". And my friend laughed and he said, "Definitely.
Most definitely. Talking about love is like dancing about architecture".
Well I don't know. Maybe he's right... but it's sure not gonna stop
me from trying."
- Playing By Heart.
"You are not special. You are not a beautiful or unique snowflake.
You are the same decaying organic matter as everything else."
- Fight Club.
"It could be worse. A woman could cut off your penis while you're
sleeping and toss it out the window of a moving car." "There's
always that."
- Fight Club.
"This is your life and it's ending one minute at a time."
- Fight Club.
"Downtown 1, what the fuck was that? I repeat, what the fuck
was that?"
- Proof Of Life.
"I am INVINCIBLE!" "You're a looney..."
- Monty Python's Quest For The Holy Grail.
"Okay, so what am I doing? I'm chasing this guy... No, he's
chasing me."
- Memento.
"The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the
world he doesn't exist."
- The Usual Suspects.
"Well, my name's Roberta. I'm addicted to porn and I masturbate
constantly. -pause.- Pillow fight!"
- Sorority Boys.
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